THE BACCANAL START GAY PARADE MERGED WITH CARIBANA

Well PEOPLE,  yes I am here the most anticipated Blog in the Caribbean community and while people keep asking where is the soaps???

Just know the soaps is right here, right here inside the Bacchanal Room with your girl Mercedez.

So lets get to it, let me start by saying welcome to the Spring and the nice weather, summer is almost here and we all wanna put on our costumes to head down the lakeshore,  some want it so bad they going visit the Obeah man shop or spiritual store and ensure things work out for them.   why, some going pelt blow like big stone at other bands and individuals and king and Queen the thing going get sticky, as you know carnival is bacchanal and bacchanal is Carnival.

Well big news is the Community station CHRY is no longer word is that they changed to commercial, I heard the thieving mutate to IGNORAMUS levels now, with management and alike even boards members putting themselves in place to just thief out money, ah heard ah certain few including Mr Grab ALL himself went up their with their greedy mind and attitude after they done all past fight down on everyone and grab all. I heard he instigate to fire some very long time and dedicated people in order to grab ALL, and now line up with management to grab some more.

The new style and name is intended to compete with FLOW but I guess they tried that when they went to G and they all bite the dust.  Funny thing is when they was playing BIG at G others was crying but Karma is a bitch and Payback is a mudda cunt, and it dealt them proper then.   Well now off to York they all are, and things just mutating careful you ain't see a money zombie walk out the station one day. 

And then the AIDS victim on a roll I heard they say she dancing on stage for Sally launch, well Sally is the house of refuge poor fellow he heart too soft he wanna love everyone.

But then he Ass is up Shit creek when TMBA said he won't be getting any funding. or so they feel, they kick he out the band association for a period.

But hear the best, at least they were lenient, did not this fellar who wanted to do the same get kicked out for life? I dunno ah hear so I dunno?

But what they did not know is that a body cannot move without its backbone so of course the backbone connected to the brain he sends all the signals through the spinal cord and of course, the backbone went to the City Official and the real BOSS said YES you are in the parade!!

Well yes who is to guard the guards?, so wait nah TMBA you never know you don't have a say?,  don’t you know that you are just window curtain, you might wake up tomorrow and hear a new name for the association run by the backbone himself and when all the other band leaders jump on then you go sit there and wonder what the HELL just happened………..let me take you down memory lane to the years that the head of TMBA had the best costumes and could not make it in 1^st for the longest while, you think this thing sticky in joke, is the oil in the coils.

Who have more oils will……hahahaaaaa!!!

Well yes the thing sticky, the Doberman bark and the pitbull answered and send he to sit down and I here watching all the tricks and seeing the hands of a Carnival Mafia at its best.  You think is only music have Mafia watch it here, tell me how can FMC over rule a ruling made by the band association??

Haaaaaa and who going do something about it bahhahaaaaaaaa NOBBODYYY!!!!   According to the BED MAN....on the TV ad!

Then people need to know there is a serious thing happening out here on the books with people friending you up and is all a part of their scam for money.  Imagine a man came to me as a pastor, is when I see this buller posing in a panty and a shirt and sending kiss I ask myself what manner of minster is this?

Then asking me for money for prayers, and I said I was willing to give him, but after making some conversations certain persons told me “SHE ALWAYS BEGGING” so I realize is a plot and back out only to be the target of insults and attacks on the HOTT books but you know no one can attack me just so and get away, they can try but I can bark very loud.  But because they don’t know, my capabilities, all kinda threats start pass they go do me this and that, well don’t HURT yourself in the process eh!!! Bahhaaaaa

Then a woman message me she have a child for an artiste and he don’t wanna mind the child, but when I look at the child he look like another artiste I know, so I wonder how many artiste she slept with and to be realistic if she truly know who is the real father??? or which artiste mic she sang on the time of conception and if she had many singing gigs on that night, you know she might have too ask she manager where she was and who she was singing with at that time when she conceive this baby. hahhaaa oh gosh!

But I have to say only a monkey can love his own because when I saw that child, I was not sure If I was at the national Zoo or if someone was playing a prank on me I going and be real it had to be a prank no child can look so.

And then this drunk one still drunk all over the place he drunk all on the bench, walking out on the court high five high five sit your drunk Ass down, non effective mudda fker, you just taking up space and farting polluted rum gas in the people place.  Well I ain’t bet I laugh my ASS off watching this show off walking out all that needed was a dress and a stiletto shoe to make a spectacle.

Then why some bandleaders costumes look like a damn rebuilt fuselage the same thing every year or gosh man, come with new ideas nah man the same damn thing over and over gezzzzz!!!

Is like a RECYCLING PLANT not a damn Carnival Mas Camp.

I see a certain person join a radio station because he have a lot if instragram followers, but what utter jackness is this, I told you all everyone is a Radio Announcer or Obeah man down there,  just now that go be singing Soca also.

So while we on the Soca train now ah saw a pic of a certain artiste horner woman and I swear was a black fraggle rock puppet. Look here, allyuh don't kill me, when allyuh man wanna horn allyuh wife look for some kinda damn step up na man is them kinda thing allyuh does look to horn allyuh wife with gezzzss…..

And while they all fighting over who going down the road and who cannot the people say they could not stop them in the gay parade and they cannot stop them now, so the gay parade going be incorporated into Caribana and the costume with half the man private and half his ass crack outside going be skating down the lakeshore, I Johnny on spot with my popcorn to watch this soaps.

Yes and they go bash me and cuss me and when they see me some go kiss meh like Judas, most don’t like me,  they can join the line and have their weekly meeting by kiss my red Ass blvd.

I don't care I don’t like them either #neworldorder!!! until then people stay safe and enjoy your summer.  I will be back soon with some more juicy soaps and all the unfolding Drama!!!