Carinval 2015

OH GOSH, SAPS LIPS, AND SIPS TEA, SAP LIPS AGAIN…………….OMG THE SOAPS WAS RIPE THIS YEAR YES!

Had to get on the hot blog to type the drams, let me tell you guys how it went down.

So it had a murder in a certain band for Carnival, you know the voice of the people is the voice………….!   And the people dem said is a blood sacrifice.  I heard another band leader pelt a spirit blow in their band in order for their band to rise and for the said band where the murder occurred to fall.  Sad part is a young 20 year old aspiring Dj lost his life, all now not an investigation.  Yes as I heard the security company is a special one from the big Dog himself!

Ah heard not even the police even paying attention, not to mention the boy from Nelson St,  so is another just throw that under the rug incident.  well that’s until Ian Alleyne get hot on their trail, but like all the other murders he hot on the trail of that just was featured on TV,  after that nothingggggggggggggg!! Oh well just another day in sweet tnt!

Then ah heard the Aids victim down there, selling she entire basement, and she so busy that she daughter went and take some much needed prick, only for the poor fellow to be slapped with a rape charge, because as she says the girl don’t have sense to take prick!  Then is another drama for who build and who did not build costume, because she want everything, even the designer's award, when she proper knew she did not do all the work, but long rope for magga goat she go need help again.

Well the drams was hot because Kerwin Dubois never came to perform with Kernal, seems he said “I said I staying out, and if I come to perform with you that means I am here entering the competition”.  So he left kernal on the stage by himself.  Well as you know was Kernal first time,  and all the experience on the stage in the world ain’t save he from the hurt he felt.  But you know in a few months all this will be history and they will be kissing cheeks again.  And then again Chucky, whether he father dead or not judging or not, is like every year sink or float he going win, and I don’t know who is there to remove these people who spreading this propaganda called judging over and over each year.  Then Machel gone now, so who going deliver that kinda standard to the Soca Monarch, should the organizer not clean up their ship, bring on board new folks with new innovative ideas.  You can officially call this the death of Soca Monarch competition in TnT.  But better so because we would still see Iwer come 2nd and Sherwin 3rd every year no matter what they sing, Sherwin coulda walk on the stage and fart he still going win!

But A A plenty folks went to tnt this year and ain’t even paid their bills, a man message his wife, it have a load a bills waiting for your ass when u return.  This is a trend, I know people who, take three connecting flights to cut cost.  Some people just don’t want to miss Carnival but this year was not really nothing to miss.  Was only about 4 artiste really had good music.  There was no competition, the mafia lock the thing so tight people seemed to give up trying, but I guess it brought another awakening,  if you lock it so tight no new blood comes in it will choke and DIE!  Well people saying if u not a radio DJ no air play and only them and their friends or people in their association can get that forward.  However what they don’t know is,  it have a bigger Mafia than this petty one they holding on too, they ever ask why Machel went to Egypt……….hahahahhaha!

Then this BIG gruesome one gone to tnt attacking some damn restaurant, what the hell she doing in tnt anyways, they don’t have a age to retire, and rock some grand kids, or do like we photographer friend and tour the world enjoying life, instead she in every party, with these tops posing with she damn breast hitting quite down by south park central, not even a bra can help them, Lord put a hand.

Then this next one pregnant……….hello who breed she???  With she damn rollie pollie face, I don’t know if is me she looking at or the man around the corner, see the thing is they big  off government money, but the government never paid for me to go university or else.  Our granny and nenny and family work hard for us to achieve anything we have today.

And if I did not touch on the Amber Rose situation then my name is not Mercedez. 

But look at this stripper/vixen/plastic dollie nah.  Now I hear people saying all the shape and body she have she cyah keep a man and while I can say that nothing makes a man stay, not no money, no pussy, no heart, no cooking and sure as hell no damn babies.  A good  loyal man is just in a man’s being.

So maybe she just kissed a few frogs along the way, some damn fortunate frogs who bestowed their good name and fortune on her, some girls have all the luck and what does she do with her luck.  Go to tnt and bounce on a stage in a costume further reducing her worth.  As happy as Trini’s might be no one ain’t realize all the attack she attacking the Kardashian’s, Kim's pic just upped her status and worth even higher up the ladder, but her Carnival pic in a costume and gyrating her bum all over Tnt, in Carnival pics and appearing on stage with a cup dancing like a back ground dancer for Machel just dropped her worth, down, way past what she could have ever been worth.   she did more damage that good.  I saw one jackass said she did more marketing for tnt than anyone ever did hahahaha, just prove how stupid Trini’s truly are, their lack of common sense never ceases to amaze me.

But all in all I would have to say the promoter has a crush on Amber,  and his reasoning and motive to bring her for Carnival to gyrate on stage was just a bid to get into her bed.

Not so farfetched at the rate she going, she'll soon be trampled by the wrath of the Kardasian’s for her attack on them.  They soon show her who the true BITCH is.

Then to close it all off Rowley with a young thing in the Carnival and so wha anything wrong with that, is Carnival which is Baccanal and Baccanal is Carnival.  We all know from the young girl in Tobago he is a man like he mango chow green, very green.  Who can blame he, when Soca Artiste leaving their wife to party with their bullerman outside thing, and another Soca Artiste wife leaving him for another woman. She posing with her woman and he posing with his man, nothing wrong with that, Carnival is bacchanal and Bacchanal is Carnival. 
 And while election is around the corner and the real Baccanal is about to start, Pastor Wayne Jones, big time Baptist minister, from Scarbrough who Ghetto and all of them used to run up in the church,  back to he old ways, he hold down a woman telling she "remove she panty for God to ENTER............bahahahaa, And take she 5000 dollars on top of that, well his Ass sitting in a jail in Milton awaiting trial.  And I go sit here quietly observing and stirring up the soaps, sipping my tea and eating popcorn.  Watching gay men having sex in the bush on fb and more,  all who vex that’s their business, I cannot bite my tongue when I do it does bleed.  Anyways later peeps until the Election drams unfold I am here watching and maccoing the soaps.