THE BACCANAL START GAY PARADE MERGED WITH CARIBANA

Well PEOPLE,  yes I am here the most anticipated Blog in the Caribbean community and while people keep asking where is the soaps???

Just know the soaps is right here, right here inside the Bacchanal Room with your girl Mercedez.

So lets get to it, let me start by saying welcome to the Spring and the nice weather, summer is almost here and we all wanna put on our costumes to head down the lakeshore,  some want it so bad they going visit the Obeah man shop or spiritual store and ensure things work out for them.   why, some going pelt blow like big stone at other bands and individuals and king and Queen the thing going get sticky, as you know carnival is bacchanal and bacchanal is Carnival.

Well big news is the Community station CHRY is no longer word is that they changed to commercial, I heard the thieving mutate to IGNORAMUS levels now, with management and alike even boards members putting themselves in place to just thief out money, ah heard ah certain few including Mr Grab ALL himself went up their with their greedy mind and attitude after they done all past fight down on everyone and grab all. I heard he instigate to fire some very long time and dedicated people in order to grab ALL, and now line up with management to grab some more.

The new style and name is intended to compete with FLOW but I guess they tried that when they went to G and they all bite the dust.  Funny thing is when they was playing BIG at G others was crying but Karma is a bitch and Payback is a mudda cunt, and it dealt them proper then.   Well now off to York they all are, and things just mutating careful you ain't see a money zombie walk out the station one day. 

And then the AIDS victim on a roll I heard they say she dancing on stage for Sally launch, well Sally is the house of refuge poor fellow he heart too soft he wanna love everyone.

But then he Ass is up Shit creek when TMBA said he won't be getting any funding. or so they feel, they kick he out the band association for a period.

But hear the best, at least they were lenient, did not this fellar who wanted to do the same get kicked out for life? I dunno ah hear so I dunno?

But what they did not know is that a body cannot move without its backbone so of course the backbone connected to the brain he sends all the signals through the spinal cord and of course, the backbone went to the City Official and the real BOSS said YES you are in the parade!!

Well yes who is to guard the guards?, so wait nah TMBA you never know you don't have a say?,  don’t you know that you are just window curtain, you might wake up tomorrow and hear a new name for the association run by the backbone himself and when all the other band leaders jump on then you go sit there and wonder what the HELL just happened………..let me take you down memory lane to the years that the head of TMBA had the best costumes and could not make it in 1^st for the longest while, you think this thing sticky in joke, is the oil in the coils.

Who have more oils will……hahahaaaaa!!!

Well yes the thing sticky, the Doberman bark and the pitbull answered and send he to sit down and I here watching all the tricks and seeing the hands of a Carnival Mafia at its best.  You think is only music have Mafia watch it here, tell me how can FMC over rule a ruling made by the band association??

Haaaaaa and who going do something about it bahhahaaaaaaaa NOBBODYYY!!!!   According to the BED MAN....on the TV ad!

Then people need to know there is a serious thing happening out here on the books with people friending you up and is all a part of their scam for money.  Imagine a man came to me as a pastor, is when I see this buller posing in a panty and a shirt and sending kiss I ask myself what manner of minster is this?

Then asking me for money for prayers, and I said I was willing to give him, but after making some conversations certain persons told me “SHE ALWAYS BEGGING” so I realize is a plot and back out only to be the target of insults and attacks on the HOTT books but you know no one can attack me just so and get away, they can try but I can bark very loud.  But because they don’t know, my capabilities, all kinda threats start pass they go do me this and that, well don’t HURT yourself in the process eh!!! Bahhaaaaa

Then a woman message me she have a child for an artiste and he don’t wanna mind the child, but when I look at the child he look like another artiste I know, so I wonder how many artiste she slept with and to be realistic if she truly know who is the real father??? or which artiste mic she sang on the time of conception and if she had many singing gigs on that night, you know she might have too ask she manager where she was and who she was singing with at that time when she conceive this baby. hahhaaa oh gosh!

But I have to say only a monkey can love his own because when I saw that child, I was not sure If I was at the national Zoo or if someone was playing a prank on me I going and be real it had to be a prank no child can look so.

And then this drunk one still drunk all over the place he drunk all on the bench, walking out on the court high five high five sit your drunk Ass down, non effective mudda fker, you just taking up space and farting polluted rum gas in the people place.  Well I ain’t bet I laugh my ASS off watching this show off walking out all that needed was a dress and a stiletto shoe to make a spectacle.

Then why some bandleaders costumes look like a damn rebuilt fuselage the same thing every year or gosh man, come with new ideas nah man the same damn thing over and over gezzzzz!!!

Is like a RECYCLING PLANT not a damn Carnival Mas Camp.

I see a certain person join a radio station because he have a lot if instragram followers, but what utter jackness is this, I told you all everyone is a Radio Announcer or Obeah man down there,  just now that go be singing Soca also.

So while we on the Soca train now ah saw a pic of a certain artiste horner woman and I swear was a black fraggle rock puppet. Look here, allyuh don't kill me, when allyuh man wanna horn allyuh wife look for some kinda damn step up na man is them kinda thing allyuh does look to horn allyuh wife with gezzzss…..

And while they all fighting over who going down the road and who cannot the people say they could not stop them in the gay parade and they cannot stop them now, so the gay parade going be incorporated into Caribana and the costume with half the man private and half his ass crack outside going be skating down the lakeshore, I Johnny on spot with my popcorn to watch this soaps.

Yes and they go bash me and cuss me and when they see me some go kiss meh like Judas, most don’t like me,  they can join the line and have their weekly meeting by kiss my red Ass blvd.

I don't care I don’t like them either #neworldorder!!! until then people stay safe and enjoy your summer.  I will be back soon with some more juicy soaps and all the unfolding Drama!!!

Carinval 2015

OH GOSH, SAPS LIPS, AND SIPS TEA, SAP LIPS AGAIN…………….OMG THE SOAPS WAS RIPE THIS YEAR YES!

Had to get on the hot blog to type the drams, let me tell you guys how it went down.

So it had a murder in a certain band for Carnival, you know the voice of the people is the voice………….!   And the people dem said is a blood sacrifice.  I heard another band leader pelt a spirit blow in their band in order for their band to rise and for the said band where the murder occurred to fall.  Sad part is a young 20 year old aspiring Dj lost his life, all now not an investigation.  Yes as I heard the security company is a special one from the big Dog himself!

Ah heard not even the police even paying attention, not to mention the boy from Nelson St,  so is another just throw that under the rug incident.  well that’s until Ian Alleyne get hot on their trail, but like all the other murders he hot on the trail of that just was featured on TV,  after that nothingggggggggggggg!! Oh well just another day in sweet tnt!

Then ah heard the Aids victim down there, selling she entire basement, and she so busy that she daughter went and take some much needed prick, only for the poor fellow to be slapped with a rape charge, because as she says the girl don’t have sense to take prick!  Then is another drama for who build and who did not build costume, because she want everything, even the designer's award, when she proper knew she did not do all the work, but long rope for magga goat she go need help again.

Well the drams was hot because Kerwin Dubois never came to perform with Kernal, seems he said “I said I staying out, and if I come to perform with you that means I am here entering the competition”.  So he left kernal on the stage by himself.  Well as you know was Kernal first time,  and all the experience on the stage in the world ain’t save he from the hurt he felt.  But you know in a few months all this will be history and they will be kissing cheeks again.  And then again Chucky, whether he father dead or not judging or not, is like every year sink or float he going win, and I don’t know who is there to remove these people who spreading this propaganda called judging over and over each year.  Then Machel gone now, so who going deliver that kinda standard to the Soca Monarch, should the organizer not clean up their ship, bring on board new folks with new innovative ideas.  You can officially call this the death of Soca Monarch competition in TnT.  But better so because we would still see Iwer come 2nd and Sherwin 3rd every year no matter what they sing, Sherwin coulda walk on the stage and fart he still going win!

But A A plenty folks went to tnt this year and ain’t even paid their bills, a man message his wife, it have a load a bills waiting for your ass when u return.  This is a trend, I know people who, take three connecting flights to cut cost.  Some people just don’t want to miss Carnival but this year was not really nothing to miss.  Was only about 4 artiste really had good music.  There was no competition, the mafia lock the thing so tight people seemed to give up trying, but I guess it brought another awakening,  if you lock it so tight no new blood comes in it will choke and DIE!  Well people saying if u not a radio DJ no air play and only them and their friends or people in their association can get that forward.  However what they don’t know is,  it have a bigger Mafia than this petty one they holding on too, they ever ask why Machel went to Egypt……….hahahahhaha!

Then this BIG gruesome one gone to tnt attacking some damn restaurant, what the hell she doing in tnt anyways, they don’t have a age to retire, and rock some grand kids, or do like we photographer friend and tour the world enjoying life, instead she in every party, with these tops posing with she damn breast hitting quite down by south park central, not even a bra can help them, Lord put a hand.

Then this next one pregnant……….hello who breed she???  With she damn rollie pollie face, I don’t know if is me she looking at or the man around the corner, see the thing is they big  off government money, but the government never paid for me to go university or else.  Our granny and nenny and family work hard for us to achieve anything we have today.

And if I did not touch on the Amber Rose situation then my name is not Mercedez. 

But look at this stripper/vixen/plastic dollie nah.  Now I hear people saying all the shape and body she have she cyah keep a man and while I can say that nothing makes a man stay, not no money, no pussy, no heart, no cooking and sure as hell no damn babies.  A good  loyal man is just in a man’s being.

So maybe she just kissed a few frogs along the way, some damn fortunate frogs who bestowed their good name and fortune on her, some girls have all the luck and what does she do with her luck.  Go to tnt and bounce on a stage in a costume further reducing her worth.  As happy as Trini’s might be no one ain’t realize all the attack she attacking the Kardashian’s, Kim's pic just upped her status and worth even higher up the ladder, but her Carnival pic in a costume and gyrating her bum all over Tnt, in Carnival pics and appearing on stage with a cup dancing like a back ground dancer for Machel just dropped her worth, down, way past what she could have ever been worth.   she did more damage that good.  I saw one jackass said she did more marketing for tnt than anyone ever did hahahaha, just prove how stupid Trini’s truly are, their lack of common sense never ceases to amaze me.

But all in all I would have to say the promoter has a crush on Amber,  and his reasoning and motive to bring her for Carnival to gyrate on stage was just a bid to get into her bed.

Not so farfetched at the rate she going, she'll soon be trampled by the wrath of the Kardasian’s for her attack on them.  They soon show her who the true BITCH is.

Then to close it all off Rowley with a young thing in the Carnival and so wha anything wrong with that, is Carnival which is Baccanal and Baccanal is Carnival.  We all know from the young girl in Tobago he is a man like he mango chow green, very green.  Who can blame he, when Soca Artiste leaving their wife to party with their bullerman outside thing, and another Soca Artiste wife leaving him for another woman. She posing with her woman and he posing with his man, nothing wrong with that, Carnival is bacchanal and Bacchanal is Carnival. 
 And while election is around the corner and the real Baccanal is about to start, Pastor Wayne Jones, big time Baptist minister, from Scarbrough who Ghetto and all of them used to run up in the church,  back to he old ways, he hold down a woman telling she "remove she panty for God to ENTER............bahahahaa, And take she 5000 dollars on top of that, well his Ass sitting in a jail in Milton awaiting trial.  And I go sit here quietly observing and stirring up the soaps, sipping my tea and eating popcorn.  Watching gay men having sex in the bush on fb and more,  all who vex that’s their business, I cannot bite my tongue when I do it does bleed.  Anyways later peeps until the Election drams unfold I am here watching and maccoing the soaps.